there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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