so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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