Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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