this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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