just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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