WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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