How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
