Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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