Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more

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(562): View more from California

I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer

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(630): View more from Illinois

What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.

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(214): View more from Texas

How are ur friends?

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One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car

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(208): View more from Idaho

Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?

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(513): View more from Ohio

I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.

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