I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I wish you could order shots online.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.