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• (330): View more from Ohio

  This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.

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  These 19 Men’s Fashion Mistakes are Unforgivable, According to Women

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse

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  25 Cringeworthy Below the Pants Injuries

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  God bless Atlanta.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...

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• (562): View more from California

  The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies

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  THE END IS NEIGH

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?

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