She announced her abortion via fbk
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
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you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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