that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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