Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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