Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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