Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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