after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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