Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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