And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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