That's intense
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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