They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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