I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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