Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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