Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i've created a new STD.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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