great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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