To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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