Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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