It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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