I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize