i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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