I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
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There r osticjed everywhere
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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