Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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