yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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