Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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