i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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