He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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