none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
what if I'm pregnant?
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Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just want nice things and good sex
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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