How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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