We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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