Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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