yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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