Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I need water and some morals
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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