Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Randomize
