am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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