Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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