she woke up with a sticky ear
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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