Duck Duck Cougar?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
time to smoke my breakfast
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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