I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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