Well douche your snatch and let's go!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
