He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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