When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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