Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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