Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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