Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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