Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
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