Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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