I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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