Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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