He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
