they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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